Cyber Foood Fight!!
*grabs a chocolate brownie and pegs at Leach*
*runs and hides behind large candy cane*
*runs and hides behind large candy cane*
posted by Minerva at 8:27 pm
The random ramblings of a bunch of random people
posted by Minerva at 8:27 pm
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*Grabs the brownie from the floor to where it has rebounded and quickly shoves it into mouth*
*creeps over to the large candy cane behind which Pun is hiding*
*fills up paintball gun with Bertie Bott's All flavour jellybeans*
*aims at Viv*
*peeks out from behind giant chocolate cake and throws jelly at everyone, then hides*
*appears in cyber giant food-land 17 hours later and stares in puzzlement at wall covered in splattered Bertie Bott's All Flavour jellybeans*
*starts defrosting 22 litres of cookie-dough ice-cream in preparation for companions' cyber-return...*
*rolls out from behind a not-so-massive-anymore cheesecake*
"OHHHhhhh, we're supposed to fight with the food..."
*yell at Leach "Stop eating the blooooody foood!"*
*wipes rasberry flavoured jelly off face and pegs a rock cake at Cat*
*creeps up behind Angi and dumps a bucketful of hokkien noodles with extra oyster sauce on her head*
*stands on top of multi-layered giant trifle and pours molten ice-cream containing cookie-dough lumps on the unsuspecting Leach*
*takes advantage of Viv's open vulnerability and fires leftover Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans at her legs*
"Bwhahahahaha!"
*lobs gobstoppers at Pun*
*picks Gobstoppers out of her hair*
*pegs a roast turkey drumstick right at Leach's head*
*runs and ducks behind a gigantic mooncake*
*has scattered hundreds and thousands on the floor so that Pun slips over on the way to the mooncake*
*nurses black eye behind a toffee apple*
*commences mini-hailstorm of Frosty Fruit chunks on Pun*
*lassos leach with liqourice, and takes advantage of her falling over to pour chocolate sauce on her*
Lassos? Chocolate sauce? Are we sure this is still a food fight?
*from the floor, slings up a eggshell filled with hot tea at cat*
*rubs sore multicoloured covered butt*
"Icey goodness... but sooo bad..." *rubs Frosty Fruit bruises as well*
*grabs a HUMUNGOUS bucket of maple syrup and pours all ground, laughs evilly and watches all but Viv get stuck*
*skims around on large surfboard made of jelly, trying to look for pancakes to soak up maple syrup abundance*
*licks feet of sticky maple syrup and leaps up to bounce on a massive marshmellow*
*pours hot tea to melt maple syrup*
*creeps up on pun and pushes her into huge bowl of rice*
*Throws really hard, stale 'u char kway' at pun in the porridge bowl!*
*runs away cackling*
*Leach's fried dough stick goes flying past my left ear*
"Bwhahahahaha!"
*contemplates frisbeeing pieces of pork and spring onions at everyone*
*creeps up behind Cat and pushes a large custard tart over her head*
*dunks an oversized doughnut around Trees' neck*
*jams an egg right on top of Viv's head*
*slides off on gigantic waffle*
*wipes egg out of eye and sprays instant noodles out of giant party-popper at Pun's back*
*can't stop the momentum of the giagantic sliding waffle plus noodle popper and unintentionally smashes into Cat, causing Cat to fall into sticky maple syrup and roll around in the 100s and 1000s* :D
flails around to find balance and grabs vivs ankles, causing viv to fall over into a bowl of cream*
*looks up (with a cream moustache) at cat*
"Hey!!"
*Throws pre-nibbled strawberry heads at Catie*
*stumbles out of bowl looking like a creamy snowman, falls over and unintentionally bursts a bag of dessicated coconut, starting a different sort of snow storm...*
*spins around in whirlwind of dessicated coconut*
*grabs trusty super squirter filled with melted chocolate and fires at Viv*
*only it turns out to be not so trusty afterall, and, having clogged up at the front explodes all over Pun*
*licks own lips* mmmm... Max Brenner melted chocolate...
*bounces around on giant marshmallows just for the sake of it*
*bounce, bounce, bounce*
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